Bruce Buffer

 If this was an actual contest for prizes, Bruce Buffer would be the first to announce himself. Bruce Buffer is the contestant. Bruce Buffer is the 13-year-old brother. Being in the shadow of legends drove him to find his own voice, to conquer his own game, and be his own Buffer. He's a worthy candidate for the UFC to take on something like Bruce. Let's refer to it as "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Bruce jumps around. He nods in his head. The energy of the moment erupts from his body in squiggly lines.And now is the time to be the champ. The lights dim, and as he moves towards the ring, speakers blast something with the appropriate Michael Buffer-like. "Diamonds are Forever" The Shirley Bassey version, not the Kanye one with just the hook that the children love. Michael is patient. He knows how to enter the room. He makes the VIPs who are at ringside feel glad they were dressed in a nice way. He doesn't have to charge himself once he gets into the ring since it was his destiny to be born for this. It's effortless. He just needs to start speaking.