Bruce Buffer

 IF THIS STORY WERE a prizefight, Bruce Buffer would get introduced first. He's the opponent, after all, the baby brother by 13 years. Being in the shadow of a legend drove him to find his unique voice, conquer his own game, and be his own Buffer. He's in the UFC to fight the same thing that was Bruce. Let's refer to it as "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Bruce jumps around. He smiles and nods. He nods his head. When he gets closer to the Ring, the lights dim and the sound system blasts something appropriate to Michael Buffer. "Diamonds are forever" It's the Shirley Bassey version. Michael is patient. He knows how to enter a room. He will make the VIPs who are at the ringside happy that they've were dressed in a nice way. Since he was designed to do this, he doesn't need to be dressed in a formal attire when he enters the rings. It's effortless. You just need to open his mouth.